New Jokes and Riddles!
If 6 men took 3 days to dig a hole how long would it take for 2 men to dig half a hole?
No time at all because you can't dig half a hole
What flies and wobbles and at the same time? A jelly copter.
What do you call a hungry horse in 4 letters? MTGG
Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head? He was an undercover agent.
Mum, mum, dad's broken my computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his foot.
Why did the computer act crazy?
It had a screw loose.
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton.
------------------------------------ Here are some of my funniest riddles and jokes. Send me yours!
Riddle
Q: what has a bottom at the top? A: your legs.
Q: what gets wet as it dries? A: a towel.
Q: what goes up but never goes down? A: your age.
Q: what is a cow's favourite place to go? A: the moovies!
Joke
"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses." You certainly do' sir. this is a shoe shop."
