Riddles and Jokes

New Jokes and Riddles!

If 6 men took 3 days to dig a hole how long would it take for 2 men to dig half a hole?
No time at all because you can't dig half a hole

What flies and wobbles and at the same time?  A jelly copter.

What do you call a hungry horse in 4 letters?  MTGG

Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head?  He was an undercover agent. 

Mum, mum, dad's broken my computer!

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his foot.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What's a vampire's favourite sport?

Batminton.

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Here are some of my funniest riddles and jokes. Send me yours!

Riddle
Q: what has a bottom at the top? A: your legs.

Q: what gets wet as it dries? A: a towel.

Q: what goes up but never goes down? A: your age.

Q: what is a cow's favourite place to go? A: the moovies!

Joke
"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses." You certainly do' sir. this is a shoe shop."